East to West, What is Your State's Worst Feature That It is Best At?

I find a lot of these fascinating, but here are my editorials (West to East):

1. Who knew, Washington?  
2. I have lived in Montana and New Mexico, and I think that NM is definitely in the running for drunk driving.
3. I know a pretty good set of attractive North Dakotans.  I dispute this title and would love to know how this was determined.
4. If I lived in PA, I'd be burning shit down too.