After my recent trip to the great Brick City, aka Newark, NJ, I kinda feel like Frank McCourt in
Angela’s Ashes just without the Consumption, hopelessly alcoholic and absent
father, and starvation. Hopefully I left all my new friends, the bed bugs, in Newark. However, I think I am forever damaged by this experience that can only be described as fucking gross.
Some facts about bed bugs:
- The first person to get bit will continue to be the BB’s preference and they will continue to feed from that person.
- They will choose hairless skin over skin with hair, and prefer the scent of women--another example of male privilege in our society.
- Bed bugs will make you feel like you losing your mind.
- Bed bugs are nearly impossible to eradicate.
- Bed bugs are fucking gross.
If you want to see the pics... you can see it here (warning it's fucking gross).
